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It's Not a Dad Bod- SNORT

Product Description
Unisex Style 
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Features
  • 50% preshrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • DryBlend® fabric wicks moisture away from the body
  • Double-needle stitching throughout
  • Seamless collar
  • Transitioning to a grey tear-away label. Inventory may be mixed.
  • Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
Measurements
(in inches) S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Sleeve Length 15 ⅝ 17 18 ½ 20 21 ½ 22 ⅞ 24 ¼ 25 ⅜
Body Width 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 32
Body Length 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35
$16.99
Maximum quantity available reached.